Cookie Policy
Last updated: 24 October 2025
This Cookie Policy explains how Totally Screwed (“we”, “us”, “our”) uses cookies and similar technologies on totallyscrewed.co.uk. By using our website, you agree to our use of cookies as explained here.
1. What are cookies?
Cookies are small text files placed on your device by websites you visit. They help websites remember your actions and preferences (such as login, language, font size and other display preferences) over a period of time. Cookies can also be used for analytics, security, and personalisation.
2. Why we use cookies
We use cookies to:
- Make our website work properly (essential cookies)
- Remember your preferences (functional cookies)
- Improve our site through analytics (analytics cookies)
- Provide relevant content and services (marketing, if applicable)
3. Types of cookies we use
- Essential cookies: Necessary for core website functions, quick page loading, and security. Without these, the site may not function correctly.
- Functional cookies: Help remember your settings and improve your user experience on return visits.
- Analytics cookies: Help us track site usage (for example, Google Analytics) so we can improve content and performance.
- Marketing cookies (if used): Used to track visitors across websites to deliver relevant ads (add only if you use them).
4. Third-party cookies
Some cookies may be set by third-party services (for example, Google Analytics, YouTube, or social media plugins). We do not control these cookies and their settings, so please check the third parties’ own cookie policies for more information.
5. Cookie list
| Cookie Name |
Purpose |
Type |
Expiry |
| PHPSESSID |
Session management |
Essential |
At end of session |
| _ga, _gid |
Google Analytics, track usage |
Analytics |
2 years, 1 day |
| cookieyes-consent |
Stores users’ cookie choices |
Functional |
1 year |
6. Managing your cookie preferences
You can accept or reject non-essential cookies when visiting our site by using the cookie consent banner. For essential cookies, consent is not required as they are necessary for site operation.
You can also change or withdraw your consent at any time by updating your preferences via our cookie banner or by adjusting your browser settings. For more information, refer to your browser’s help section.
7. Updates to this policy
We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with a new "Last updated" date.
8. Contact us
If you have questions about this Cookie Policy, please contact us at help@totallyscrewed.co.uk.
Read our Privacy Policy for more information on how we handle personal data.
